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Fedoras and other hallmarks of failure
Have you noticed the HUGE amount of men in their 20s and 30s who wear Fedoras? A fedora is a hat that Humphrey Bogart or Indiana Jones wears. However the typical fedora wearer these days looks more like this… As Urban Dictionary … Continue reading
Posted in all wrong, systems thinking, thinking, tools, vanguard method
Tagged systems thinking, thinking not tools, Vanguard method
Curry by default
Yes, you heard, don’t act shocked.
101 tactics for revolutionaries
You say you want a revolution, well you know we all want to change the world. John Lennon sang that, now I’m writing this. 101 tactics for low level, cubicle-dwelling systems thinkers. You’ve had the strategy, now here are your … Continue reading
Posted in change, learning, me doing it, systems thinking
Tagged systems thinking, thinking not tools
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Great Minds Tuesday
“Great minds talk about ideas Average minds talk about events Small minds talk about people.” – Eleanor Roosevelt Your task today at work is to see the ideas and thinking that lie behind Tuesday 16th October 2012 and avoid the … Continue reading
Posted in change, command and control, purpose, systems thinking, Uncategorized, vanguard method
Tagged brain, pinky, thinking not tools
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Ooooohhh Matron!
Quick! This patient is haemorrhaging fast! We need to get him to the Lean Project Room! Nurse, 30 mils of Takttime and VSM intravenous! Intubate and bag him! He’s going AS-IS!
Posted in systems thinking, very short posts
Tagged lean, thinking not tools, Very short posts
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Magic Goggles
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”. You’ve probably come across this quote, not thinking it applied to you and people like you. When you think of it you probably nod indulgently, imagining some kind of tribesmen cowering beneath … Continue reading
Posted in plausible but untrue, systems thinking
Tagged it depends, thinking not tools, Vanguard method
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Documents ‘Я’ Us
Remember when I had a gas leak? Click above, or read it below in 66 dull words. My gas meter was exchanged for a newer gas meter, a few days later there was a lingering strong smell of gas, I … Continue reading
Posted in command and control, plausible but untrue, psychology
Tagged Perspectives, psychology, purpose, thinking not tools, Vanguard method
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