Tag Archives: purpose

The Kung Fu Panda principle.

Posted on September 23, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

Imagine you want to buy a bar of chocolate from a supermarket. You are sitting at home, so you need to get in your car, you need to drive to the supermarket, you need to park the car, you need … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , , , , , , | 6 Comments

I am a police officer. 

Posted on August 23, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

When people ask me, “So what do you do, where’d you work?” I reply… I’m a Policy Officer And inevitably people mishear that as police officer. “Oh really!” they exclaim, looking me up and down with surprise. Then I have … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

First they came for the desks, and nobody said NUFFINK

Posted on May 27, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

What’s the DEFINING FEATURE of a bureaucrat?They have a bureau! Or rather, a desk, cos we’re not French and thanks to Brexit no longer have to follow EU regulations on what we call our desks. The bureaucrat has a desk. … Continue reading →

Posted in command and control, me doing it, purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , , , | 11 Comments

Thor describes my purpose

Posted on February 20, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

I sit next to the photocopier at work. About 3 times a day somebody printing some papers off will ask me if I have a stapler they can borrow, to staple their papers together. This is a question I am … Continue reading →

Posted in command and control, public sector, purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , , , | 12 Comments

Why killing Sweat Angels is the most valuable work I do all day

Posted on January 4, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

Most readers of this blog probably sit behind a desk all day, like me. Sipping tea in nice surroundings with nice people. They don’t have to push a mop around the floor cleaning up after others. Dreaming about the dignity … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, purpose, systems thinking, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 10 Comments

The Chris Pratt dance-off against Organisational Transformation programmes everywhere!

Posted on October 13, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

*****The gifs take a while to load, they’re not just photos but actually move. Worth the wait. **** Possibly the funkiest take down of Organisational Transformation programmes you’ll see this week…. Like all good systems thinkers everywhere Chris Pratt, or … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, command and control, leadership, systems thinking, systemz comix, vanguard method | Tagged , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

How to create magic

Posted on January 25, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

Oh, Seth. He wrote in “Who has a seat at the table?” this…. “When designing a new product or program, it’s pretty clear that a successful organization will invite: The lawyer, so you don’t break any laws. The CFO, so … Continue reading →

Posted in leadership, psychology, systems thinking | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Why I don’t care about the reputation of my organisation

Posted on January 12, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

This is Ant and Dec. They’re here to talk to us about trust. [For the benefit of my non-UK readers, they are TV presenters who have conquered virtually every glitzy shiny floored big budget Saturday evening show. They win awards … Continue reading →

Posted in communication, customer, public sector, purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

Stay safe, stay stupid

Posted on December 26, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

THANKS ZOMBIE DEMING! Enough of systems thinking, let’s talk stupid. Stupid is normally easy to spot. It’s walking into doors, slipping over banana skins and the like. But what happens if “stupid” is so normal, that nobody notices it? What … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, command and control, plausible but untrue, systems thinking, thinking | Tagged , , , , | 6 Comments

How do you make it hard to find a job?

Posted on December 5, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

It is hard enough to find a job if you need one, but if you don’t work, the system that is supposed to support you find a job certainly doesn’t work too. It is broken at the most crucial part … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, public sector, purpose, systems thinking, systemz comix | Tagged , | 7 Comments

Wag the dog

Posted on November 29, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Who wags the tail? Spot wags the tail. Who wags the tail where you work? I have learnt that everything starts with the customer. Resident, patient or pupil, whoever When they contact the doctor/council/police/whatever that’s where things start. You: -start … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, customer, public sector, systems thinking | Tagged , | 1 Comment

How to measure a meeting

Posted on November 26, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

I’ve been in a meeting today! How can I tell how successful the meeting was? Measure it! With numbers! -it was held in room 42 -it lasted 75 minutes -there were 10 people -there was 1 PowerPoint -I ate 2 … Continue reading →

Posted in command and control, public sector, purpose, thinking | Tagged , , | 8 Comments

How to achieve immortality in one easy step

Posted on November 24, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Do you want to be remembered in your workplace? Want to be talked about when you’ve gone as that person who…? Here’s how in one easy step. Step one… 1: Do work that helps the end customer That’s it. Whether … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, public sector, purpose, systems thinking, thinking | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

How to get it

Posted on November 7, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Has she got it? Well, has she? This is what I’ve heard people ask, if someone has got it or not. Meaning systems thinking. Of course. It’s not like getting the measles, I know that, but I’ve been puzzled for … Continue reading →

Posted in command and control, learning, me doing it, systems thinking in housing benefits, thinking, vanguard method | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

How to spot what’s in charge at work

Posted on November 5, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Seth told us today how to tell who is important in an organization by using coloured badges. In an important project his company had worked out the “critical path”, the things that had to be done before anything else could … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Head-smashed-in buffalo jump

Posted on November 2, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Yes, you read right. Head-smashed-in buffalo jump. For 6,000 years in North America the Blackfoot tribe ate, dressed and made their homes with bison that fell to their deaths at some cliffs called Head-smashed-in Buffalo jump The bison were not … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, public sector, purpose, systems thinking, thinking | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

4 German words we should all use

Posted on August 24, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

The Germans have a language that seems a bit like Lego. You can stick lots of little bits together to make a new one that has never existed before. This way they can make all sorts of useful new words … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, leadership, systems thinking | Tagged , | 31 Comments

When is a purpose NOT a purpose?

Posted on October 29, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

When anything is done for… auditing purposes health & safety purposes regulatory purposes compliance purposes monitoring purposes inspection purposes training purposes regulation purposes data protection purposes data sharing purposes data purposes policy purposes transparency purposes statistical purposes watch-your-back purposes scatological … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, clarity of purpose, purpose, Uncategorized | Tagged , | 1 Comment

the right way round: a cut out’n’keep guide

Posted on September 24, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

[link]

Posted in clarity of purpose, experiment, systems thinking, thinking, Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Paper Purpose

Posted on September 7, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

“the direction in which a compass needle normally points, towards the horizon on the left-hand side of a person facing east, or the part of the horizon lying in this direction” Now you have those careful clear words from the … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, purpose, systems thinking, Uncategorized | Tagged | 4 Comments

Think Dolphin

Posted on August 5, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

If your purpose is vague and hazy, start finding out, go out and get knowledge about it. Look anywhere but a document. It’s never in there. Purpose doesn’t come with version control, isn’t written by a strategic planner and never … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Thank Crunchie!

Posted on August 3, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

Keep systems thinking, and have a lovely day!

Posted in all wrong, clarity of purpose, command and control, psychology | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Purpose eats leadership for breakfast

Posted on August 2, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

Take a good close-up look at this picture. That is the first thing that appears when I Google images of “leadership”. Not “dictator” or “complete dick” even. But who are the real dicks? The guy surfing the arrow, or the … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, leadership, systems thinking | Tagged , | 1 Comment

Why did I ring you today?

Posted on July 23, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

Was it: to increase your customer satisfaction score? to increase the % of calls you answer? to increase the % of calls you answer within 20 seconds? to decrease your “wrap-time”? to increase the % of calls you handle between … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, purpose, systems thinking, Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Easier Better Faster Cheaper

Posted on July 19, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

Solve this puzzle. Imagine you are trying to solve it with an increasingly annoyed customer standing in front of you waiting, tapping their foot whilst you try and work out what that strange yellow small breasted creature is and why … Continue reading →

Posted in purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

100% wrong

Posted on July 16, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

“Fill this in.” At a meeting in a Government call centre they are being asked to fill in a spreadsheet. An Excel spreadsheet, so accuracy is paramount. It probably has macros and everything. Call centre managers have to account for … Continue reading →

Posted in Demand, purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Milking turnips

Posted on July 3, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

Firefighter, School Crossing Patrol, Police Officer, Ambulance Paramedic.  You can tell from the uniforms. Go into any workplace and see if by standing at the door you can tell what it is that happens there. If you are at the … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, clarity of purpose, command and control, purpose, systems thinking | Tagged , | Leave a comment

My friend the Building Society

Posted on June 8, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

My mobile phone rang this morning. -She said: “This is a courtesy call from the Halifax, how are you?” -I said: “I am at work thanks” -She said: “I can call you back another time, would you like that?” -I … Continue reading →

Posted in command and control, customer, systems thinking | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Three reasons why you’re wrong

Posted on April 25, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

“It depends” and you forgot that it does or thought that it didn’t. But it always does. You’re actually right! But you answered the wrong question. See point 1, above You think there actually is an answer. There isn’t, there’s … Continue reading →

Posted in it depends, systems thinking, very short posts | Tagged , | 2 Comments

A Koch in a car

Posted on April 22, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

This man (above) is in a car aiming a Heckler and Koch gun at the photographer. This Koch in a car got away with it this week following pressure from the UK government on the French police to not pursue … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, clarity of purpose, systems thinking, very short posts | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Thinkpurpose of chocolate

Posted on April 13, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

It’s 5 days after Easter and the local supermarket has piles of reduced price chocolate Easter eggs by the checkouts. The egg above is a premium brand of milk chocolate, organic and contains a luxurious 37% cocoa solids, high for … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, clarity of purpose, human brains are weird, psychology, systems thinking, Uncategorized | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Bicycle Shaped Object

Posted on April 7, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

This is not a bicycle. This is a BSO or “bicycle shaped object”.  It looks like a bike, it’s shaped like a bike. But it is not a bike. It is something made to look like a bike, so someone … Continue reading →

Posted in all wrong, command and control, customer, human brains are weird, plausible but untrue | Tagged , | 9 Comments

Documents ‘Я’ Us

Posted on March 29, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

Remember when I had a gas leak? Click above, or read it below in 66 dull words. My gas meter was exchanged for a newer gas meter, a few days later there was a lingering strong smell of gas, I … Continue reading →

Posted in command and control, plausible but untrue, psychology | Tagged , , , , | 4 Comments

So you work in The Adminisphere…

Posted on March 13, 2012 by ThinkPurpose

That’s OK! You can still learn lessons from your mug of tea. What can you learn from this mug of tea? Assuming you work in the adminisphere, and are therefore an adminisphereaucrat for short, look at the work you are … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, customer, deming, systems thinking, Uncategorized | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Everyone is strategic or no-one is

Posted on November 6, 2011 by ThinkPurpose

C&C Manager: “Where are your strategic measures then?” ST Manager: [pointing at a control chart] “Here. This is our most important measure, our measure of purpose. This is how we know how well we are doing.” C&C Manager: “No, you’ve shown me … Continue reading →

Posted in clarity of purpose, systems thinking, vanguard method, very short posts | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Clarity of realpolitik

Posted on October 5, 2011 by ThinkPurpose

“Nations have no permanent friends or allies, they only have permanent interests.”    Lord Palmerston, 19th century prime minister and foreign secretary There’s purpose for you.

Posted in clarity of purpose, very short posts | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Clarity of purpose is not the same as clarity of wording

Posted on September 29, 2011 by ThinkPurpose

No-one could argue with purpose, it’s like “family values”, one of those things people auto-nod to. BUT IT’S NOT THE SAME AS CLARITY OF MEANING. Simply saying some words in a sentence that are very clear is not it.

Posted in plausible | Tagged | 1 Comment

purpose from PUSH to PULL

Posted on September 21, 2011 by ThinkPurpose

The following types of council services THOUGHT they knew what their purpose was, until they listened to their customers and looked at actual demand on their service. Using data gathered from their customers, listening to the problem the customer had, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment