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Tag Archives: customer
Cloud cuckoo-land
“What matters to me as a customer is getting everything for free. I’d appreciate it if all organisations could just go ahead and arrange that please. No, I didn’t think so.” This comment left on a recent post shows the typical command … Continue reading
Posted in clarity of purpose, command and control, customer, Demand, systems thinking, vanguard method
Tagged customer, Demand, study, what matters
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What’s the purpose of a-SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
I went into PC World last week to help make them into a business. I was going to do this by making myself into a customer of theirs. Until that happens, PC World is not a business, it is just … Continue reading
Posted in command and control, customer, systems thinking
Tagged customer, customer satisfaction, drucker, pc world
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What colour is my work?
Here are coloured beads in 2 jars. A man (a slightly famous games designer in his 60s) every day takes a bead from the right jar and pops it into the jar on the left. Each bead represents a day. … Continue reading
Posted in customer, me doing it, purpose, systems thinking
Tagged customer, support service, value
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Empty chairs and Teddy Bears
Who’s the most important person in your meetings? In Amazon, it’s an empty chair. When Amazon was starting out Jeff Bezos , the founder, made sure that at every meeting there was an empty chair brought to the boardroom table … Continue reading
Zombie Deming takes issue with a poster
Oh dear! Somebody should have warned him! So, what would cause a perfectly sane manager to stick “WORK HARDER” posters up and not expect to be lynched? Command and control thinking as at it’s heart control through commands. The purpose … Continue reading
Posted in customer, deming, systemz comix, Uncategorized
Tagged customer, deming, systemz comix
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The Victoria Pendleton post
I am not what I think I am. I am not what you think I am. I am what I think you think I am. Got that? It’s called “the looking glass self” theory. Briefly, people construct their identity based on … Continue reading
Posted in command and control, customer, psychology, systems thinking
Tagged customer, script, TA
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9 questions about your cake and you
Organisations are layer cakes. There is a long way between the cherries on the top and the damp base at the bottom. Answer these 9 questions to align yourself in the cake and find out what that means for you … Continue reading
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Tagged customer, layer
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