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First they came for the desks, and nobody said NUFFINK
What’s the DEFINING FEATURE of a bureaucrat?They have a bureau! Or rather, a desk, cos we’re not French and thanks to Brexit no longer have to follow EU regulations on what we call our desks. The bureaucrat has a desk. … Continue reading
Posted in command and control, me doing it, purpose, systems thinking
Tagged change, gervais principle, loser, purpose
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One more time… Why values are a pile of cobbler’s
This month I’m going to be handed a piece of paper with the Organisation’s new “Values and behaviours”, in my annual performance review. So this means what I value and how I behave will change once I read what they’re … Continue reading
Posted in change, command and control, psychology, thinking
Tagged appraisals, change, values
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The one thing you shouldn’t bother changing and the one thing you should
Lots of organisations try to change culture. They try and change that loads. But nobody really knows what it is. Not enough to point at and say “that’s culture there” and “that isn’t“. The Harvard Business Review says… “there is … Continue reading
Posted in change, command and control, plausible but untrue, psychology, systems thinking
Tagged change, culture, defensive culture, double loop learning, learning
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The Chris Pratt dance-off against Organisational Transformation programmes everywhere!
*****The gifs take a while to load, they’re not just photos but actually move. Worth the wait. **** Possibly the funkiest take down of Organisational Transformation programmes you’ll see this week…. Like all good systems thinkers everywhere Chris Pratt, or … Continue reading
Win the argument, lose the sale
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Here’s one I didn’t prepare earlier.
[EDIT] Big screens only for this one it appears, sadly the image doesn’t display properly on my iPhone screen so may not on yours either. [EDIT EDIT] Exciting news! If you’re looking at this on an iPhone or other inferior … Continue reading
Diet Shmyat
What diet are you on? South Beach? The Zone? Atkins? You ARE on one, even though it may not have a name. Although what we eat doesn’t have a name that it’s commonly known as, “the modern diet” is a thing. … Continue reading
Posted in change, command and control, psychology, systems thinking
Tagged change, diets
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