Category Archives: thinking

3 reasons why I hate pretty graphs

Posted on September 12, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

People prefer the pretty guy over the uglier guy cos they like pretty things more than they like things that are right. For over a decade I’ve been working in an area where the obsession has been about finding just … Continue reading →

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Vanity of vanities, all is vanity OR Why webstats don’t exist

Posted on May 18, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

I’ve been learning how to get data on our website usage from Google Analytics. It’s very hard, both cos Google Analytics front end  is so badly designed and cos you need to learn how websites work. There’s lots of different … Continue reading →

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One more time… Why values are a pile of cobbler’s

Posted on May 7, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

This month I’m going to be handed a piece of paper with the Organisation’s​ new “Values and behaviours”, in my annual performance review. So this means what I value and how I behave will change once I read what they’re … Continue reading →

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I openly mock Myers Briggs, but an INTP would do

Posted on January 30, 2017 by ThinkPurpose

Remember the ThinkPurpose team role quiz? Well, turns out I was a racoon. But ignoring all the distastefulness of categorising people into 16 types in a Buzzfeed style quiz based on bleeding JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES, let’s… Oh, hang on…I CAN’T ignore this idiocy. … Continue reading →

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Looking good, Billy Ray!

Posted on November 28, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

This is a systems thinking blog. There’s a type of systems thinking I don’t mention here called Soft Systems Methodology, or SSM. I’ve never actually used it as a method, not out loud and proud. But the key word is … Continue reading →

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You are no Daniel Kahneman, sir, and I would have you unhand me before I call the gendarmie

Posted on July 29, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

This is Daniel Kahneman He won a Nobel prize, he has written loads of books, all about how you think and how you make decisions. He has simply loads to offer to help people make better decisions. You’d think that people … Continue reading →

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Look around my eyes, don’t look into my eyes. LASER BEAMS come out ’em

Posted on June 27, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

I am trained in advanced persuasion and negotiation. Advanced, mind. So much so that you really should look around my eyes, not into my eyes, cos God knows what I could do with my madd skillz in brain manipulation. This … Continue reading →

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The 1 thing nobody has ever said about a scorecard (and the 7 things they often do)

Posted on June 20, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

What people often say about scorecards 1. This colour symbol is wrong, shouldn’t it be a green? 2. Why isn’t that an up arrow? 3. There’s a spelling mistake in the comments 4. The formatting is slightly off. Needs more … Continue reading →

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Give it away for FREE!

Posted on March 19, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Imagine you go to a bus-stop and take out a ten pound note and shout to the people waiting…. Everybody will think you’re mad and ignore you. Now imagine you took that £10 and posted it through your neighbour’s letterbox. … Continue reading →

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Service Level Agreement- 3 little lies

Posted on March 15, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

A Service Level Agreement sounds so reasonable. Eminently reasonable. It sets out explicitly what will be done for a customer. A service level agreement (SLA) is a contract between a service provider (either internal or external) and the end user … Continue reading →

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I’m a glittering generality!

Posted on February 29, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

I have a job! A proper job which pays taxes, but I’m no hard working taxpayer. This is not because I’m bone idle, though I am, but because “hard working taxpayers” don’t exist. There are people who work hard at a job, … Continue reading →

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Naughty…but nice

Posted on February 11, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Say the phrase “Command and control management” out loud. Doesn’t sound nice does it? What do you think when you hear it? Things like… Call centre staff told to poo on their own time. Hospital patients dying to meet hospital targets. … Continue reading →

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What fresh hell is THIS?

Posted on January 28, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

No fresh hell sweetie. Just the latest incarnation of a stale and very familiar hell. Do you recognise this… yawning at yet another exactly-the-same organisational transformation? wiping sleep out of your eyes at yet another whizz-bang IT venture that’ll save lots … Continue reading →

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Miss Universe and who’s to blame

Posted on December 26, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Miss Colombia was crowned Miss Universe 2015! And THEN a few minutes later, the tiara was removed from her head, the sash from her shoulders and put on Miss Philippines. Miss Philippines was now Miss Universe instead of poor Miss … Continue reading →

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How to write a report (part one)

Posted on December 5, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Hi! If you’re anything like me, you’re an office drone who types for a living. It isn’t as important as making things or healing people, but it IS a living. One of the main tasks of modern-day typists like me is … Continue reading →

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Not one reply

Posted on November 22, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Exactly a week ago I invited readers to send in their own stories about how offering data, creating normative learning opportunities and plain nagging had resulted in some type of systemsy incident. That it is possible to create change upwards … Continue reading →

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250,000 ways to be a management consultant

Posted on October 1, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Tomorrow my blog should hit a quarter of a million views. Yay me. This actually means nothing at all. It’s an arbitrary number that allows me to use the word “million” and thus transfer some glamour onto the act of … Continue reading →

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When I hear the word “values”… I reach for my gin

Posted on July 24, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

That man was a Nazi, and this blog has no truck with that, but I have a similar reaction to talk of organisational culture, in particular, values I don’t get values. I think they’ve been spoiled for me by too … Continue reading →

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The evolution of the error

Posted on May 17, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

For the past two years or so you’ve been getting bills from npower for gas. But you’ve had no gas supply in your flat for about 20 years when you had the boiler and meter taken out, and your heating … Continue reading →

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How to do a SWOT

Posted on April 1, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

In the most strategic of rooms in my building, I found an agenda on a flipchart. It is not exceptional, it is typical. This probably happens in your building. This is how decisions are made…. *the photo is real **the words … Continue reading →

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The loneliest whale in the world.

Posted on March 27, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Meet the loneliest whale in the world. She doesn’t speak the same language as other whales so they can’t hear her. This is the same as systemsy talking. Once your mental model changes from stupid ol’ command and control to … Continue reading →

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How to create phonecalls you don’t want

Posted on March 17, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Step 1: Do something that doesn’t solve the customer’s problem for them. Step 2: Err… that’s it. A fellow onion informs me of the fantastic efforts of a Government benefits department to create phonecalls from nothing. The department has to pay … Continue reading →

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Why the [insert favourite] sector is best

Posted on March 5, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

This is Michael Portillo on my telly five minutes ago on BBC1 TV programme “This Week” speaking complete… He was talking about a revolting scandal in a hospital that came to light. In a hospital midwives who were infatuated with … Continue reading →

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The meeting room rules

Posted on December 3, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

This meeting room is only in my head. But the rules are very strict regardless.

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Fedoras and other hallmarks of failure

Posted on November 23, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

Have you noticed the HUGE amount of men in their 20s and 30s who wear Fedoras? A fedora is a hat that Humphrey Bogart or Indiana Jones wears. However the typical fedora wearer these days looks more like this… As Urban Dictionary … Continue reading →

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Why targets are good

Posted on September 29, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

Targets are good. They work. Comparing this quarters performance with last quarters, is good. It works Benchmarking performance against a group of other organisations, is good. That works too. Calm down! Let’s go back a bit…. Q: What’s the first … Continue reading →

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Lesson learned

Posted on September 26, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

This is a fellow onion. Look how sad she is. We’d just finished, or rather abandoned, a project, so decided to do a lessons learned exercise. These are specific lessons we learnt during the work and what we wrote on … Continue reading →

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The Highlander principle

Posted on March 22, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will … Continue reading →

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Mordecai and Rigby clear up a few common misconceptions

Posted on February 12, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

Performance Management doesn’t manage performance. Distance from the work doesn’t provide senior leaders with a strategic view. Distance provides distance. Signing off reports does not ensure quality. It ensures they are slightly worse. Not doing the right thing because “we’ve … Continue reading →

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The one thing you never see on an improvement plan

Posted on January 28, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

You don’t have a performance management problem. You don’t have a staff engagement problem. You don’t have a data quality problem. You don’t have a budget problem. You don’t have a culture problem. You don’t have a risk management problem. You … Continue reading →

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Why pink is a girls colour

Posted on January 28, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

A philosophy club is starting soon at my son’s school. For 5 weeks, for one hour after lessons they will… “have the opportunity to think outside the box and explore new ideas that they may not have the chance to … Continue reading →

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Stay safe, stay stupid

Posted on December 26, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

THANKS ZOMBIE DEMING! Enough of systems thinking, let’s talk stupid. Stupid is normally easy to spot. It’s walking into doors, slipping over banana skins and the like. But what happens if “stupid” is so normal, that nobody notices it? What … Continue reading →

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How to NAIL it!

Posted on December 16, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

You read a management book about the latest thing. It makes out you can do all-sorts of wondrous things like this… But when you try and do it in your workplace it doesn’t quite turn out like it did in … Continue reading →

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On the internet nobody knows you are a Policy Officer

Posted on December 12, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

A few months ago I got an email from Seth Godin, world famous internet man. This week  Nassim Taleb, sent me a tweet, the guy who predicted the 2008 economic crash. I am a Policy Expert nobody, and Seth and … Continue reading →

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What is a Googleplex?

Posted on December 2, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

This letter appeared on the internet in 2006. [Snopes, the bible of internet myths, says it’s truthfulness is undetermined. But just because it didn’t happen doesn’t mean it’s not true.] A few months ago I told my 9 year old … Continue reading →

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How to measure a meeting

Posted on November 26, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

I’ve been in a meeting today! How can I tell how successful the meeting was? Measure it! With numbers! -it was held in room 42 -it lasted 75 minutes -there were 10 people -there was 1 PowerPoint -I ate 2 … Continue reading →

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How to achieve immortality in one easy step

Posted on November 24, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Do you want to be remembered in your workplace? Want to be talked about when you’ve gone as that person who…? Here’s how in one easy step. Step one… 1: Do work that helps the end customer That’s it. Whether … Continue reading →

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How to be a Policy Expert

Posted on November 19, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

I’m a Policy Expert! YOU TOO can be a Policy Expert if you follow these simple steps! Step 0: DON’T follow what other Policy Experts do.Most self-proclaimed Policy Experts write up policies, they don’t change things so that policy happens. … Continue reading →

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4 ways job interviews ruin organisations

Posted on November 10, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

1. They encourage people to pretend to be someone they are not “Lie to us well enough, and your in”, is the very first message a prospective employee receives. This is not a healthy way to start any type of … Continue reading →

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How to get it

Posted on November 7, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Has she got it? Well, has she? This is what I’ve heard people ask, if someone has got it or not. Meaning systems thinking. Of course. It’s not like getting the measles, I know that, but I’ve been puzzled for … Continue reading →

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Head-smashed-in buffalo jump

Posted on November 2, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Yes, you read right. Head-smashed-in buffalo jump. For 6,000 years in North America the Blackfoot tribe ate, dressed and made their homes with bison that fell to their deaths at some cliffs called Head-smashed-in Buffalo jump The bison were not … Continue reading →

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Think Data

Posted on October 14, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Here is Seth telling it how it is. “presenting information […] in a way that allows people to hear and see and think, is one of the most powerful tools available to people who’d like to make change. It’s far more … Continue reading →

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Welcome to Work Club!

Posted on October 6, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

It is your first day at work. You are wearing your interview suit, slightly nervous. You sign lots of forms, then eventually are shown to your new desk. Lying on top of your computer’s keyboard is a single sheet of … Continue reading →

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What goes all the way down?

Posted on September 25, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Ho, ho, ho! But stop! This can be very serious indeed. Ever asked someone why something is being done, and they’ve replied by pointing to something somewhere else, some plan? They’re just turtles too! No, it doesn’t happen. But people pretend … Continue reading →

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Book learning

Posted on September 16, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Which one? Pick one.

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Why I care about systems thinking

Posted on September 7, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

If I worked in a real job I mightn’t care, as I’d have the job to care about so I might never have got interested. But I don’t, so I did. My job is promoting and implementing an incorrect theory. … Continue reading →

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6 things Local Government gets wrong about you

Posted on August 27, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

1: It thinks you care most about big projects Name several things you care about your Council doing right. It might be making sure the roads aren’t full of pot-holes. Or keeping your street free of litter and graffiti. Perhaps … Continue reading →

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Goodbye ICT, you’re already dead

Posted on August 1, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

There was a ruckus earlier between me and ICT. There was an “engagement exercise” where they came to my floor on a specific day and time, for us to “see how they work” and for them to give us “tips … Continue reading →

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Why listening beats questions 6 ways to Sunday

Posted on July 13, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

Q: What is the difference between asking questions and listening? A: One isn’t the same as the other, and neither is both. Yesterday I was taking my turn, as a good natured Policy Officer, asking staff about the draft council … Continue reading →

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The curse of positivity

Posted on July 1, 2013 by ThinkPurpose

I don’t mind optimism. I love joy-in-work. Fun is down right enjoyable. But I can’t stand positivity. I reserve a special place in my systems thinking Hell for the use of the word “positive” to describe things approved of in … Continue reading →

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