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Vanity of vanities, all is vanity OR Why webstats don’t exist
I’ve been learning how to get data on our website usage from Google Analytics. It’s very hard, both cos Google Analytics front end is so badly designed and cos you need to learn how websites work. There’s lots of different … Continue reading
Posted in command and control, customer, data, learning, systems thinking, thinking
Tagged Call centres, google analytics, measures, vanity metrics, webstats
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One more time… Why values are a pile of cobbler’s
This month I’m going to be handed a piece of paper with the Organisation’s new “Values and behaviours”, in my annual performance review. So this means what I value and how I behave will change once I read what they’re … Continue reading
Posted in change, command and control, psychology, thinking
Tagged appraisals, change, values
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I openly mock Myers Briggs, but an INTP would do
Remember the ThinkPurpose team role quiz? Well, turns out I was a racoon. But ignoring all the distastefulness of categorising people into 16 types in a Buzzfeed style quiz based on bleeding JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES, let’s… Oh, hang on…I CAN’T ignore this idiocy. … Continue reading
Looking good, Billy Ray!
This is a systems thinking blog. There’s a type of systems thinking I don’t mention here called Soft Systems Methodology, or SSM. I’ve never actually used it as a method, not out loud and proud. But the key word is … Continue reading
Posted in change, systems thinking, thinking
Tagged clarity of purpose, Peter Checkland, soft systems, SSM
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You are no Daniel Kahneman, sir, and I would have you unhand me before I call the gendarmie
This is Daniel Kahneman He won a Nobel prize, he has written loads of books, all about how you think and how you make decisions. He has simply loads to offer to help people make better decisions. You’d think that people … Continue reading
Posted in all wrong, psychology, systems thinking, thinking
Tagged daniel kahneman, leaders, systems thinking, Thinking
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Look around my eyes, don’t look into my eyes. LASER BEAMS come out ’em
I am trained in advanced persuasion and negotiation. Advanced, mind. So much so that you really should look around my eyes, not into my eyes, cos God knows what I could do with my madd skillz in brain manipulation. This … Continue reading
Posted in experiment, plausible, plausible but untrue, systems thinking, thinking
Tagged Experiment, learning, persuade, selling
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The 1 thing nobody has ever said about a scorecard (and the 7 things they often do)
What people often say about scorecards 1. This colour symbol is wrong, shouldn’t it be a green? 2. Why isn’t that an up arrow? 3. There’s a spelling mistake in the comments 4. The formatting is slightly off. Needs more … Continue reading
Posted in all wrong, command and control, measures, purpose, questions, systems thinking, targets, thinking
Tagged performance reports, scorecards, systems thinking
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