Category Archives: systems thinking

Is this true?

Posted on May 24, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Every organisation is a learning organisation. It’s just that most aren’t very good at it at all. Yes, I said it. A learning organisation is just any organisation, whether it chooses to learn how to get better at pursuing its … Continue reading →

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I turned down a 40% pay rise…here’s why!

Posted on May 17, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Years ago I turned down opportunity of a 40% pay rise. Here’s what happened…. When I came into work there were 4 emails from colleagues, all saying the same thing… APPLY FOR THIS JOB. A job was advertised paid more, … Continue reading →

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I’ve had it with average and why you should too

Posted on May 10, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Who’s the biggest out of these two guys? Is it the guy on the left? He’s barrel chested, bulky looking guy. Could be. But he’s kind of short. What about the guy on the right? He’s biggest cos he’s taller? … Continue reading →

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3 more things performance management GETS ALL WRONG

Posted on April 23, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

As Jay Z asserts, there is plenty wrong with performance management. And here’s 3 more! Name  The reverse pantomime horse gambit What is it? An organisation decides to do something, writes down a group of words and calls it an objective/goal/priority AND THEREFORE IT … Continue reading →

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How to be fooled by randomness

Posted on April 10, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

This is a roulette wheel. It is a machine for producing numbers between 0 and 36. Sometimes it produces a 7… Then sometimes it produces a 13… If a 7 is produced on one spin and a 13 on the … Continue reading →

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How to learn Kung Fu in 1 easy step

Posted on April 1, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Q: How do you learn Kung Fu? A: Attend a 1 hour training session in Kung Fu. Hey presto…. April Fool! That won’t work, if you want to know Kung Fu you’d have to train for years. One hour will do … Continue reading →

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7 signs it is all going to go wrong

Posted on March 23, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

1: Men with pens in rooms If you’re in a room with men with pens, just leave. It will inevitably result in documents. Certain and self assured documents. That’s what the pens are for. If you’re in a room with … Continue reading →

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Give it away for FREE!

Posted on March 19, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Imagine you go to a bus-stop and take out a ten pound note and shout to the people waiting…. Everybody will think you’re mad and ignore you. Now imagine you took that £10 and posted it through your neighbour’s letterbox. … Continue reading →

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Service Level Agreement- 3 little lies

Posted on March 15, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

A Service Level Agreement sounds so reasonable. Eminently reasonable. It sets out explicitly what will be done for a customer. A service level agreement (SLA) is a contract between a service provider (either internal or external) and the end user … Continue reading →

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I’m a glittering generality!

Posted on February 29, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

I have a job! A proper job which pays taxes, but I’m no hard working taxpayer. This is not because I’m bone idle, though I am, but because “hard working taxpayers” don’t exist. There are people who work hard at a job, … Continue reading →

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I don’t know much about control charts (but I know what I like)

Posted on February 19, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

I’ve never been trained in using control charts, never passed a test or worked with anyone who’s knowledgeable in them. Everything I’ve learned has been off of the Internet Or books, books as well, they’re famously good for learning. Cunninghams Law … Continue reading →

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Naughty…but nice

Posted on February 11, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Say the phrase “Command and control management” out loud. Doesn’t sound nice does it? What do you think when you hear it? Things like… Call centre staff told to poo on their own time. Hospital patients dying to meet hospital targets. … Continue reading →

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What fresh hell is THIS?

Posted on January 28, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

No fresh hell sweetie. Just the latest incarnation of a stale and very familiar hell. Do you recognise this… yawning at yet another exactly-the-same organisational transformation? wiping sleep out of your eyes at yet another whizz-bang IT venture that’ll save lots … Continue reading →

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How NOT to do demand

Posted on January 14, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Just like Batman, demand management is an insane attempt to solve a problem. In this case demand  management is an attempt to solve the problem of less money in the public sector, but in a totally insane way. We here … Continue reading →

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The one thing you shouldn’t bother changing and the one thing you should

Posted on January 5, 2016 by ThinkPurpose

Lots of organisations try to change culture. They try and change that loads. But nobody really knows what it is. Not enough to point at and say “that’s culture there” and “that isn’t“. The Harvard Business Review says… “there is … Continue reading →

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Miss Universe and who’s to blame

Posted on December 26, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Miss Colombia was crowned Miss Universe 2015! And THEN a few minutes later, the tiara was removed from her head, the sash from her shoulders and put on Miss Philippines. Miss Philippines was now Miss Universe instead of poor Miss … Continue reading →

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The Zinn Principle

Posted on December 17, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

We were not born critical of existing society. There was a moment in our lives (or a month, or a year) when certain facts appeared before us, startled us, and then caused us to question beliefs that were strongly fixed … Continue reading →

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How to write a report (part two)

Posted on December 11, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Remember last week’s post told you all about How To Write A Report? To write a lush report you’ve got to remember not to just report numbers and facts but actually do some analysing because… The purpose of analysis is … Continue reading →

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How to write a report (part one)

Posted on December 5, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Hi! If you’re anything like me, you’re an office drone who types for a living. It isn’t as important as making things or healing people, but it IS a living. One of the main tasks of modern-day typists like me is … Continue reading →

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Not one reply

Posted on November 22, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Exactly a week ago I invited readers to send in their own stories about how offering data, creating normative learning opportunities and plain nagging had resulted in some type of systemsy incident. That it is possible to create change upwards … Continue reading →

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Write your own blog post!

Posted on November 14, 2015 by ThinkPurpose
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Why I cannot stand leaders

Posted on October 26, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

I just cannot stand leaders. Simply cannot stand the very idea of leaders. Look at them! Look how special they think they are! Look how special we think they are. It’s our own fault, we fetishize them. We call them … Continue reading →

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The Chris Pratt dance-off against Organisational Transformation programmes everywhere!

Posted on October 13, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

*****The gifs take a while to load, they’re not just photos but actually move. Worth the wait. **** Possibly the funkiest take down of Organisational Transformation programmes you’ll see this week…. Like all good systems thinkers everywhere Chris Pratt, or … Continue reading →

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Wanted: Effective person to make efficiencies

Posted on October 8, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

I came across a job description. It was for a Business Transformation Improvement type. The document contains the word “efficiency” or variations thereof, 4 times. All in the context of “making” efficiencies. The word “effective”, or variations thereof,  is in … Continue reading →

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250,000 ways to be a management consultant

Posted on October 1, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Tomorrow my blog should hit a quarter of a million views. Yay me. This actually means nothing at all. It’s an arbitrary number that allows me to use the word “million” and thus transfer some glamour onto the act of … Continue reading →

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A paper exercise

Posted on September 11, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Once upon a time I had to write a plan. I was the Directorate Performance Management officer, so I wrote the Directorate Plan. I sat at my dining room table and I WROTE A PLAN. Except I didn’t. I wrote on … Continue reading →

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Only bullies, cowards or fools set targets

Posted on August 29, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

This is the story of a teacher in a UK school who was set a target of 75% exam pass rate. This summer the pass rate was 65%. If we ignore all the things we know about measures and targets … Continue reading →

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I’m not touching that, it’ll do me back in!

Posted on August 21, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

This settee is crucial to this post , so take a good look at it. Harder. Go on, put your nose right up to it. This nasty looking thing used to be in my living room, there’s paint on it … Continue reading →

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The Systems Thinking Drinking Game

Posted on August 7, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

If you’ve been trying to introduce systems thinking into your organisation for a bit,  you’ll have heard the same things trotted out as excuses reasons why not give it a go. So here’s The Systems Thinking Drinking Game! It will … Continue reading →

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When I hear the word “values”… I reach for my gin

Posted on July 24, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

That man was a Nazi, and this blog has no truck with that, but I have a similar reaction to talk of organisational culture, in particular, values I don’t get values. I think they’ve been spoiled for me by too … Continue reading →

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A manager’s guide to good and bad measures

Posted on July 21, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

How can you tell if you’ve been sold a pup? If some performance spod is fobbing you off with nonsense instead of good sound performance information? Just check what’s put in front of you against this 5 point guide to … Continue reading →

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The house that looks like Hitler

Posted on June 13, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Remember the house that looks like Hitler? Course you do, it’s a house that looks like Hitler. What’s to forget? There’s loads of things that look like faces. There is the tampon machine that just loves checkin’ the ladies out… … Continue reading →

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One weird trick to outfox the Henry Ford gambit

Posted on May 30, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

I done got a letter from a reader! Here is a dramatic reconstruction…. Remember these two diagrams? THIS one, the usual, the boring old triangle? And then there is this one, the one thats not a triangle, the one that … Continue reading →

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The evolution of the error

Posted on May 17, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

For the past two years or so you’ve been getting bills from npower for gas. But you’ve had no gas supply in your flat for about 20 years when you had the boiler and meter taken out, and your heating … Continue reading →

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Hitler gets the SATS results

Posted on May 16, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

See, even Hitler was driven to tears by irrational target based standard setting.

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Why I hate Ofsted

Posted on May 9, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

I’ve got an eleven year old in final year of primary school and Ofsted are ruining his education. Next week is SATS week. In that week children of the same age all around the country will be tested on how … Continue reading →

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How to do a SWOT

Posted on April 1, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

In the most strategic of rooms in my building, I found an agenda on a flipchart. It is not exceptional, it is typical. This probably happens in your building. This is how decisions are made…. *the photo is real **the words … Continue reading →

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The loneliest whale in the world.

Posted on March 27, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Meet the loneliest whale in the world. She doesn’t speak the same language as other whales so they can’t hear her. This is the same as systemsy talking. Once your mental model changes from stupid ol’ command and control to … Continue reading →

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How to create phonecalls you don’t want

Posted on March 17, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Step 1: Do something that doesn’t solve the customer’s problem for them. Step 2: Err… that’s it. A fellow onion informs me of the fantastic efforts of a Government benefits department to create phonecalls from nothing. The department has to pay … Continue reading →

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Why the [insert favourite] sector is best

Posted on March 5, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

This is Michael Portillo on my telly five minutes ago on BBC1 TV programme “This Week” speaking complete… He was talking about a revolting scandal in a hospital that came to light. In a hospital midwives who were infatuated with … Continue reading →

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Seinfeld explains the great big fat work lie

Posted on March 3, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

******I’ve had feedback that these Gifs will take forever to load. They’re not static pics. That’s just your net speed. But it’s worth the wait, they’re HILARIOUS I promise you ******* There’s a cult of work as pure activity in … Continue reading →

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Why public sector IT is like a fart

Posted on February 26, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

A council faced with an IT product WILL buy it in the end. It’s like holding in a fart. Sooner or later it’s going to happen, and nothing can hold it back forever.

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Your cheatsheet for why league tables are total balls

Posted on February 11, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

Public Sector bodies waste huge amounts of money on total balls. One of the most futile are the self-created league tables of performance indicators, showing where their organisation is on sorted lists against other similar organisations. Even though the government got rid … Continue reading →

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The difference between lean and systems thinking

Posted on February 6, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

“There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.” Peter Drucker

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What business are you in?

Posted on January 29, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

 I was in Chicago airport, drinking from a water fountain, and I saw this out the corner of my eye…. I was intrigued, so I squatted  down next to the pillar and read the words… This is telling the poor … Continue reading →

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How to hide Fred in a performance report

Posted on January 14, 2015 by ThinkPurpose

These are clients of an Adult Social Care service, look how unhappy they are… These are the symbols on the performance report for that very same service…. Why are these so different? The faces of the old people are measuring … Continue reading →

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2014 in review

Posted on December 30, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog. Here's an excerpt: Madison Square Garden can seat 20,000 people for a concert. This blog was viewed about 61,000 times in 2014. If it were a concert … Continue reading →

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Merry Triangle! Again

Posted on December 19, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

Remember when I used to hate triangles? Still do. So here’s my most hate filled post about them from 2 years ago, to advertise ThinkPurpose’s Christmas break. Ho ho ho, etc  

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What writing this blog taught me about pull

Posted on December 16, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

There’s always been a strong tang of resigned self pity running through this blog, like the reek of faeces in a brace of grilled andouillettes. This post however should truly please the connoisseur of bleak despair. Read on, and enjoy … Continue reading →

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Three  things that will make you a brill presenter

Posted on December 14, 2014 by ThinkPurpose

Q: What’s better than the world’s best PowerPoint? A: No PowerPoint. Literally. The internet is full of good stuff on how to do, and not do, PowerPoint. The VERY best thing to do is avoid it altogether. Whatever you do, … Continue reading →

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