Here are 13 reasons why you should buy the latest IT solution
- you will grow a thick mane of glossy lustrous hair. Chestnut brown.
- if you are small, you’ll grow big. and if you’re thick, you’ll turn clever. Yes, both.
- your contemporaries will think you are wise beyond your years, if you’re a precocious youngster. And if you’re elderly they’ll consider you dynamic.
- several small Pacific islands will vie to make you their titular Head of State
- you will become a dexterous and inventive lover
- there will be no end to your talents.
- there will be no beginning to your end
- a steely gaze and firm handshake will be yours
- you will hold any room enthralled with witty and engaging conversation.
- your winning charm and persistence will gain you access to sanctums so inner that they’ve never seen the light of day before
- you will be able to carry off wearing paisley like Prince.
- you will bestride like a colossus. In general like.
- yours will be the world and everything that’s in it.
And 1 reason why not.
- It is as likely to do all those things above as it is to be an IT solution to your work problem. Work problems, they need work solutions.