I like my snot omelette runny. Take it back!

Here’s something, it is an online data visualisation tool, if you will.
And Ofsted are sure you really will.

It allows “people to analyse inspection data in a simple and visual way; you can compare and contrast performance in inspections in regions; local authority areas blah blah”.

Comparing things is silly. That’s benchmarking.

But benchmarking inspection results is piling one bad thing on top of another.

It’s like making an omelette out of snot, then burning it.